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Sunday, May 23, 2010

Abby

Abby is my best friend. She's a lot like me- innocent on the outside but with a mouth like a sailor and a sexual appetite to match. Lucky for her, whilst her social background is just as conservative, she doesn't face the social prison that my academic success and relative fame there-of have afforded me. I can assure you that my blog will contain numerous stories of her sex-capades as I continue to live vicariously through her. To give you an idea of her 'kinky-fun-time', as she calls it, I will tell you of her latest conquest.

It began in september, we had just moved into our flat and Abby, in her classically Abby way, was excited at the prospect of the 'hot, new men' that might live in our building (she gets bored very easily). The opportunity presented itself rather readily. The character in question- a cocky foreign guy by the name of Alexis- had a smile that was enough to make you want to slam him against a wall and have your way with him. Which is what Abby promptly did. She's not one to beat around the bush and a quick roll around in the sheets with a self-confident man was not something she was going to turn down. A facebook add and a couple of texts later and she was up in his room, getting heartily nailed on his desk/ floor/ bed/ many other flat surface while she moaned in ecstasy. Unfortunately for her, he had a rather rabbit-esque technique (her words not mine), so whilst his rough-and tumble approach, foreign charm and phenomenal finger play was welcomed, she certainly did not enjoy being pounded like a hammer hitting a nail. Safe to say, she slept with him a few more times, and has since moved on, commending his efforts, but refusing to return (despite his numerous attempts) to his suave apartment for a sexual experience which rates a mere 6 in her sexual book

So that is Abby- brawn, brains, sexiness and massive boobs- one of the protagonists in my story of self-discovery which I have so cheekily entitled- The Not So Virginal Mary. I hope to write again soon telling you more about my world, and the life of a London student- I can assure you that this post is a tame taste of what is to come.

Until my next posting.

The Not so Virginal Mary.

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